Possibly the worst Flash game ever made
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Posted April 2nd, 2008 at 12:21pm
by Devin Kent
Do you like pressing up and down on your keyboard? Are you a fan of abject tedium? Does the idea of bonus levels that are indistinguishable from the other levels excite you? Do you occasionally find yourself settling down for a quiet evening of listening to your favorite bad sound clips? Are you attracted, perhaps even sexually, to tarps? Well, you might just love Snowball, from Cleveland.com. Some poor bastard wrote this Flash game in honor of a snowy baseball game last year. The object is to endlessly roll out and then roll up a tarp to protect the baseball field from getting soggy with snow. If you win, or lose, or possibly even if you commit seppuku to the soothing sounds of “Beersicles! BEEEEERSICLES!” you’re treated a time lapse video of the grounds crew at the real game. If you beat the hardest mode, you get the dubious honor of playing a bonus game that doesn’t, apparently, differ from the real game at all.
I know “worst Flash game” is a pretty hotly-contested title, but this gets my vote.
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